Total Medals Earned: 1,607 (From 380 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,775 Points
Medals Earned: 9/30 (60/480 points)
Die
Reach 10 length
Reach 20 length
Eat 100 Noms total
Die 10 times
Eat 500 Noms total
Get the Maze Chalice
Get the Caves Chalice
Reach the Caves
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Eat 999 Noms total
Reach 40 length then die
Eat 250 Noms total
Reach 30 length
Die 25 times
Reach 40 length
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Get the Machine Chalice
Lose 10 length to Mr. Munch
Beat Galagus in 10 Seconds
Reach the Machine
Reflect 30 discs from the Heart total
Beat the Game
Beat the Game with no continues
Beat the Game without using Snek Time
Get the True Ending
Beat the Game with no continues on the hardest difficulty
Beat the Game in 2 minutes 30 seconds or less
Get the True Ending on Hardest Difficulty
Medals Earned: 11/14 (85/125 points)
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Complete the game without dying.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 3
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 5/7 (100/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!